What’s the vintage on that toothpaste?
Looking for a unique gift to give to that special wine lover in your life? How about some toothpaste? That’s right – toothpaste. But not just some good old-fashioned “Crest with whitening power” to blast away the purple dingies off of those pearly whites. How about some real Bourbon or Scotch Whiskey flavored toothpaste for a “refreshing” morning-after experience?
Sound too funny to be true? Well, it’s true. I recently stumbled across a very peculiar line of liquor and wine flavored toothpastes at an online retailer called the ”Toothpaste World”. This company actually sells booze flavored toothpaste! Check it out for yourself: Toothpasteworld.com.
Given the range of “yummy” flavors that are offered, one could start with a little “before dinner toothpaste” and have either the Bourbon or Scotch Whiskey, and then move right on through with an “after dinner toothpaste”, like the Creme de Menthe or an Amaretto flavored toothpaste. But why stop there when there’s the always popular late night cordial like Creme de Café, Irish Cream, or the tasty Peppermint Schnapps flavored toothpaste.
What a thoughtful gift for the wine connoisseur that has it all!
Here’s to a clean mouth! Just remember – don’t breathe on the boss.
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