Archive for the ‘2-Star’ Category
I Was Looking For Some Action
…but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol.
I really love and appreciate wines of unique character. This past weekend in New York, I was reminded of how much this actually means to me, as I found lots to love in the wines I tasted from Argentina and Brazil. Frustratingly though, one place that I can’t seem to fall in love with is South Africa. Maybe it’s the wines and producers that I’m trying, maybe it’s just me. Maybe it’s a little of both!? Who knows.
Time and time again over the years, whether it’s been a Pinotage, a Cab, or even a Syrah – I’ve been greeted by that distinctive smell and taste of smoky, red cherry tobacco that leaves me feeling green for days in an awful kind of way. Is this familiar smell and taste just a byproduct of the climate, geography, and soil conditions that exist in South Africa? Or, does it have more to do in creating a particular style of red wine that is uniquely South African? Whatever it is, I just can’t seem to find many South African red wines under $20 that satisfy my palate.
Last night marked another chapter in my quest to find a satisfying and affordable South African red wine that I could fall in love with. On the advice taken from a wine guy at my local wine shop, I decided to give the 2007 Excelsior Cabernet Sauvignon a shot.
My wine guy gave this wine two enthusiastic thumbs up. I, on the other hand, give this wine 2 stars out of 4. Why? For $7.99, it provided that familiar long lasting smoky, rich cherry tobacco flavor that I just can’t stomach. However, it is unique – that’s for sure! On that merit alone, I’m sure that someone else will appreciate it for what it is, just like my local wine guy did. My mission to find an affordable 4-star South African red continues.
Wine Review – 2006 16 Hands Cabernet Sauvignon
From: South Africa
Price: $8.79
Full Disclosure: I openly admit that I am personally not a big fan of most red wines from South Africa, especially Pinotage. Why my beef with South African red wines you ask? Because most that I’ve tasted over the years are just way too smoky for my liking. So many that I’ve tried have made me feel as if I was smoking the wine rather than drinking them. And since I refrain from smoking cigarettes and other peace pipe offerings, I’d also prefer not consuming any nicotine in my liquid libation just the same.
But on this occasion, I had a pre-op plan before heading down that all too familiar smoky mountain, South African road. To be on the safe side, before opening up the 16 Hands Cabernet Sauvignon, I slapped on a nicotine patch just in case this South African red was ready to deal me a generous amount of smoky tobacco flavors that would bring back memories of my grandfather’s beloved Red Man chewing tobacco and one little boy eager to try a pinch, and afterwards turning green inside and out.
So with my patch in place, I was ready to give this red wine a worry-free whirl.
Thank goodness for the pre-plan, because the 2006 16 Hands Cabernet Sauvignon screamed smoky! I was greeted with a decent punch of sweet cherry tobacco, cedar, and dark fruit that left me feeling a little green like my childhood experience. Needless to say, the 2006 16 Hands Cabernet Sauvignon was not for me. But if you don’t personally mind a shot of nicotine in your gut, I mean glass, then this red wine might be palatable to your taste buds.
I award the 2006 16 Hands Cabernet Sauvignon 2 stars out of 4. I realize now that the “smoky factor” is a common and “natural” trait found in most South African red wines – especially Pinotage. Unfortunately, that cherry tobacco cigar box flavor just doesn’t sit right with me.
WineLife365 Rating: 2-Star
Wine Review – 2006 Francis Ford Coppola Rosso
From: California
Price: $10.99
I, like so many other people, have truly enjoyed watching many of the cinematic masterpieces that Mr. Francis Ford Coppola has directed, produced or written over the years. Some might argue that movies like the Godfather Trilogy, The Outsiders, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and Apocalypse Now are some of the greatest films ever made.
Sadly however, it only took two sips of the 2006 Rosso blended red table wine for my taste buds to admit that this public offering was not going to be one of Mr. Coppola’s finer pieces of work.
The 2006 Francis Ford Coppola Rosso is comprised of 48% Zinfandel, 27% Syrah, and 25% Cabernet Sauvignon. It delivers a rather disappointing and mediocre script of cherry-vanilla flavors. To my palate, this wine seemed to lack solid fruit concentration and gusto to take it from being a snore to making it yet another Francis Ford Coppola hit.
Oddly enough, I did however find this wine to be more enjoyable on the second night when I paired it with a thick juicy piece of steak. And based on how it tasted with the steak, I’d imagine that this red would probably deliver a decent performance with a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
In the end though, the 2006 Francis Ford Coppola Rosso was a dud for me. It just didn’t “make me an offer that I couldn’t refuse” to award it a higher WineLife365 rating than 2 stars out of 4 – even after two nights of convincing.

Wine Review – Root:1 2007 Carmenere & 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon
From: Chile
Price: $10.99
It’s a “two-fer” folks – two reviews for the price of one. Over the course of a year, my wife and I taste drive a lot of different wines day after day searching for ones that we think taste great and offer consumers like you and us outstanding value. Unfortunately, in our pursuit of trying to discover these diamonds in the rough you might say that some days are well…better than others. So I thought that it would be a good idea to occasionally spare both you and me the hassle of going through a lengthy review about a particular wine that we find to be so mediocre and hum-drum that it would be a sin to bother wasting precious time discussing it. The central idea in these occasional reviews is just to tell you, “Hey this wine is fine, but you should do yourself a favor and pick something else instead.”
The 2007 Root: 1 Carmenere and Cabernet Sauvignon from the Colchagua Valley in Chile that we recently tasted totally fit the bill perfectly. The $10.99 price tag that both of these wines carry hits the sweet zone for most red wine shoppers and the packaging is absolutely gorgeous and stunning. But, that’s where the buck stops for these Chilean reds. Once you’re done drooling over these bottles, sooner or later you’ll have to open them up. Once you do, you’ll be greeted with a pedestrian targeted bland combination of dark fruit and spices that will have you scratching your head wondering how such an enticing looking bottle of wine could yield such an ok, mediocre, and hum-drum forgettable tasting wine.
The 2007 Carmenere in this particular case goes through a pretty complex fermentation process that starts out with spending time in stainless steel and then ends with a 10 month vacation in American oak. On the other hand, the 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon is actually a blend of 85% Cabernet Sauvignon and 15% Syrah.
If you visit the Root:1 website, the winemaker’s notes on both of these wines really sound very compelling and enticing.
“Tasting Notes: Root: 1 Carmenere is a deep red color with gentle tannins and rich flavors of plum, blackberry and spice.
Food Pairings: Root: 1 Carmenere pairs well with pasta, vegetable soup, spicy entrees and grilled meats. Its unique character pairs perfectly with ingredients that are difficult to match such as garlic, bell peppers, fresh herbs and eggplant.”
Checkout the Cabernet Sauvignon:
“Tasting Notes: A rich red wine with black currant, mocha and chocolate notes.
Food Pairings: Root: 1 Cabernet Sauvignon is an exceptional match with full-flavored cheeses, pasta with red sauce, steak, ribs, and chocolate.”
Sounds great right? Well, we threw our favorite chopped eggplant salad and a giant meat lover’s pizza at both of these wines based on the food pairing notes and both of them came up a little short of meeting our “taste spectations”. Both wines left us a bit bored and bummed out.
I award both the 2007 Root: 1 Carmenere and Cabernet Sauvignon each a C+ on taste alone, which equates to a 2 star rating in our house, and an A+ for its original and stunning label. In both cases, the dark fruit, spices and vanilla flavors were much too soft and came up short of convincing us that either wine was worth buying again.
WineLife365 Ratings: 2-Star
Wine Review – 2007 Columbia Crest “Grand Estates” Chardonnay
From: Washington
Price: $9.99
Founded more than 25 years ago, today Columbia Crest is one of Washington State’s premier wine producers. Since the release of its first white varietal wines in 1987 and its first release of red varietal wines in 1988, this Washington State winery has become recognized as the epitome of consistency in the global value wine category. In the 90’s, Impact magazine named Columbia Crest as one of the “Top Five U.S. Wineries”. It has also garnered tons of top honors and accolades from other large circulated wine publications like The Wine Advocate and Wine Spectator as being one of the “Best Value Wineries” in the world. Year after year, Columbia Crest has shown amazing consistency at producing exceptional wines at a price point that most consumers can swallow.
The Columbia Crest “Grand Estates” Chardonnay is, in this case, one of the winery’s stewards of excellence. In 1997, Wine Spectator magazine ranked the 1995 Estates Series Chardonnay #59 on its “Top 100” list. In 1999, Columbia Crest pleased the judges again at Wine Spectator to earn a spot at #40 on its “Top 100” list with its 1997 Estates Series Chardonnay. The list of medals and achievements has been endless for both the Chardonnay as well as the Columbia Crest Winery. In my personal opinion, Columbia Crest is one of the most reliable winery names that shoppers should be looking for when considering to purchase either a red or white wine.

However, with that being said, I will caution you: There’s a lot to choose from if you decide that you want to try a wine from Columbia Crest for the first time. You’ve got their first tier, which is called “Two Vines” – this is their least expensive stuff. Then you’ve got their second tier of juice, called “Grand Estates”, which is the equivalent of saying “$10 bucks of intensity and gusto.” The next rung will put you into their VIP section with the Horse Heaven Hills (“H3″) wines that first debuted in 2008. Finally, their top of the line wine is the high octane brain bender “Reserve” – which is liquid gold. This is definitely one of those situations where you get exactly what you pay for here. The “Two Vines” is pretty decent for the price, while the Reserve line-up will rock your world so long as you’re willing to ante up anywhere from $25-40 bills to feel the beat of your brain.
I thought for this tasting experience that I ought to hit the sweet spot of most wine buyers – $10 buckaroos. I’ve had the Columbia Crest “Grand Estates” line-up of wines more times than counting sheep in my sleep over my wine drinking years, and that includes this very “decorated” Chardonnay for which my beloved sister-in-law and I would drink by the gallons way back in our early days. I’ll be the first to admit, I’m usually a huge fan of the consumer-friendly “Grand Estates” line-up, however I’ve become particularly sensitive to one very apparent attribute about the “Grand Estates” Chardonnay – it appears to be stuck in its glory days of the ‘90s and early years of 2000 when most of the Chardonnay drinking world liked gnawing on big chunks of oak. Back then, it was the cool and palatable thing to do. Fast forward to the present, I can honestly say that not much has changed over the years with this brawny-style American Chardonnay. All in all, the 2007 Columbia Crest “Grand Estates” Chardonnay just seemed very “dated” to my taste buds. Don’t get me wrong, it’s ok, but solid wood just doesn’t cut it for me anymore. I would personally welcome a design change towards a leaner and crisper modern style.
I award the 2007 Columbia Crest “Grand Estates” Chardonnay 2 Stars out of 4. It tasted “out of style” to me with it’s over the top oaky flavors. However, I’m sure that there are still a lot of “woodchucks” out there that would whole-heartedly disagree with me and ask that this recipe be left alone.
















